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A little annoying prick that usually talks the whole time
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A dirty lowlife German who pretends to be a Frenchman, but would always be the Kraut he is. Named after a 20th century “French” composer of German blood who cowardly surrendered and betrayed his own country.
Florenz: “I am ze French person, ja.”
Jean: “Get out of here, you Florent Schmitt!”
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David Schmitt is the lead vocalist of Breathe Carolina. He's probably the sexiest thing to even walk the planet. His voice, hair, eyes, everything about David is god. Not to mention he's extremely funny and irresistible. David can kill you with his hot amazing powers.
Girl1: Daviesaur I choose you!
*David Schmitt emerges from Pokeball*
Girl2: "oh no!"
Girl1: Daviesaur use sexiness!
* opponent is defeated*
Any kind of plagiarized writing by persons of power. Term coined after the doctoral thesis of Hungarian President Pal Schmitt. A Piece of ScHmITt can be distinguished from other forms of plagiarism by the author’s reliance on political or other means of control to circumvent standards and avoid being held accountable once their fraud is exposed.
Dude 1: Have recently found out that our head of department plagiarized my father’s writing.
Dude 2: Sure, but it’s a Piece of ScHmITt, so there’s nothing you can do about it.
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Pretty much the hottest guy in the world. Amazing voice, incredible face. Beautiful eyes. David Schmitt IS SEX. He is the lead singer of Breathe Carolina, pretty much the most incredible thing ever created.
GIRL: oh god, david schmitt is so hot. i would totally dump you for him.
GUY: not if i do it first.
GIRL: *gasp*
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getting too drunk to properly governs ones own behavior, likely leading to slurring speech, stumbling, gazing at female body parts with no regard for being considered creepy, repeatedly hugging other people's wives/girlfriends, and/or shitting oneself.
Joe got so schmitt-faced last night that he woke up spooning his roommate
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Once upon a time, there were two embryos and one had the DNA of an intelligent person and the other had incredibly stupid genes. The second one grew legs and that is how Karl Schmitt was formed.
Karl Schmitt cannot talk to you if you are female.
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