Smile Crouch Heave Massive Organic Objects- when camping in nature n you need to take a crap, but don't touch the ground
Mike when camping, schmoo'ed on a man's head
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the shape of a belly after 3 or more folds have fused together into one large, soft blob
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that shmoo boy is half my height and he's 10 years older than i am!!
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Some dude that has no real redeeming qualities about him - physical or otherwise. They generally aren't bad or ugly people, just not anything to write home about.
Yeah, you're talking about Ashley's new boyfriend? That dude is such a fucking schmoo. No idea why she likes him.
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schmoo: a fat or ugly person..used as a word instead to not hurt their feelings... usually used in conjunction with the word shamando..
girl1:"hey kim what you think of that guy over there?"
girl2: "ewwww schmooo"
guyoverther:"i wonder what that means, maybe they think im c00l?"
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1. A weird white blob of a thing that was a cartoon in the 70's and 80's
2. fanny, pussy, use in conjuntion with a tockley, knob or even another schmoo.
Man that girls didnt have any undies on, she knew i could see and she showed me her schmoo!
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