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scholarshipitis

the opposite of senioritis

The use of uplifting friends when they come down with senioritis; geting a 2400 on your SAT and a 5.8 GPA.

When you have so beast grades that all schools are begging you with scholarship money to come there.

Brittany: Just got a 5 on all four of her AP exams
Bob: Yea she has scholarshipitis

by bryeezze December 7, 2009

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scholarships

A biyatch giving you head. free brain.

So what she do for you.

Got some scholarships.

by carlos March 2, 2004

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athletic scholarship

How people get into a college they otherwise would have no hope of getting in to.

James: Yo I heard Tyshawn got in to Duke and got a full scholarship, too.

Bill: WHAT I cracked like 2000 on my SATs and had a 4.0 and I got waitlisted. He didn't even score 1000 and he had a 2.0.

James: Yeah but he's the number one basketball prospect in the country. He's on that athletic scholarship.

by Ginormous D April 17, 2011

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Work Scholarship

In the college world, many honors students get financial aid through what is called a "work scholarship".

This is, for all intents and purposes, indentured servitude.

The work itself is almost always menial and meaningless, and it is easier to schedule an interview with manti te'o's girlfriend than it is to find out how much the scholarship is actually worth. But rest assured, you will never see a dime of your "wages".

Also,if you come up short of the 75 required work hours in the semester, prepare to have your balls lopped off.

Person 1: "Did you get in to that college?"

Person 2: "Yeah, and I got offered a work scholarship!"

Person 1: "I thought indentured servitude was illegal?"

by Joejitsu101 February 16, 2014


Scholarship Gay

An actual gay or lesbian person that is so obviously gay/slightly stereotypically gay that they should get a scholarship for it. Typically in their 20's.

Becky: There's no question, she's obviously a lesbian.

Sarah: I know right she's totally a scholarship gay!
Becky: At least I know for sure I'm not falling for another straight girl!

by DriaLynn June 17, 2015

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jockstrap scholarship

getting through college or university by being good at a sport(e.g. football)

Dad: You've gpt 4 Cs & a D; how do you expect to ever get into & graduate college with grades like that?
Son: With a jockstrap scholarship, of course!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 26, 2020


ghetto scholarship

Four years in the state pen

Threee gangstas in my class got a full ride ghetto scholarship

by wolfbait51 May 28, 2011

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