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scholarshipitis

the opposite of senioritis

The use of uplifting friends when they come down with senioritis; geting a 2400 on your SAT and a 5.8 GPA.

When you have so beast grades that all schools are begging you with scholarship money to come there.

Brittany: Just got a 5 on all four of her AP exams
Bob: Yea she has scholarshipitis

by bryeezze December 7, 2009

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Scholarship

Heaven on a paper.

Getting a scholarship will save your ass from being 30 years in debt.

by iMakeTrashUrbanStuff December 7, 2020

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scholarship

getting something,anything for nothing....

Knowing the bartender as well as he did meant Paul was on full scholarship for his drinks for the night

by sheila in the car May 11, 2009

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scholarship

Something adults tell you to apply for, because supposedly they lie in abundance. Like all other things adults say, it's a lie. Unless you scored a 2200 + on your SATS, spent your free time tutoring children with dyslexia, wrote your college entrance essay on the human genome project and its relation to modern feminism, your chances of getting one are slim.

Parent: "Mike got a full-ride to Baylor. He can't even spell his own name but he's the nations #1 200 meter runner, and has been All-American every since he sprinted out of the birth canal. You see Jake you could get a scholarship too".

Jake:"Fuck off mom you said the same thing about college.

by David M. Kennedy July 26, 2006

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scholarshipping

the act of looking at a scholarship website and praying that something applicable will turn up. then mailing out countless applications in hopes that someone else will be kind enough to pay your substantial college debts for you

I wasted a perfectly good Saturday scholarshipping by writing a fictitious letter to my congressman about suggestions for controlling overpopulation in the United States for the Negative Population Growth (NPG) scholarship

by faerie16 March 29, 2009

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scholarship

the ship that carries the scholar to his/her goals

One student from my class was the recipient of the DuPage County Health Improvement Association Scholarship! He doesn't have to pay for school this semester!

by DreamDog November 28, 2010

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scholarship

When someone is paying the bill for you. Example: When a guy buys you a drink at the bar, you are on scholarship.

I am on scholarship, I just got a free drink!

by AudreyB15 July 9, 2017

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