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A place where many will enter and few will graduate, run by the worse nursing instructors of mankind.
Well, I just got into nursing school, hmmm...... I wonder if I will graduate.
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World's last legal form of torture. After two years in a gulag learning to "help people", you are shipped off to Siberia for had labor to "help people" as a clinical student. Survivors and escapees of these death camps are rewarded ridiculously by the institutions that monitored the torture. Victims can be identified by scrubs, an enduring symbol of pain and suffering.
Perks from nursing school include the ability to know when the moon is full without looking outside, tell what someone drank and their BAC by smell, and pulling all-nighters as training for overnight shifts after you graduate.
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Depression brought on by the shit storm of nursing school
I was having a wonderful fucking summer then August happened and now I have Nursing School Affect Disorder (NSAD)!
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When you bury your face so deep between her butt cheeks while eating her from the back that you wake up the next morning with Pink Eye.
After Todd's 4th School Nurse, he realized he needed to work on his technique or stockpile Pink Eye ointment.