SCHOOLiosis means you haven't even started your 1000 word essay that's due at 12 pm and instead your making words for urban dictionary
person 1: "have you started your essay yet"
person 2: "no i'm too lazy"
random person: "oh shit you got schooliosis"
variant of cooliosis, meaning school
used in place of the word school
yo i've gotta go to schooliosis, we'll talk later
A diagnosis which is common among students of schools or colleges. Can be caused by heavy bags or overworking the back on campus.
Guy 1: Bro my back hurts so much from this bag.
Guy2: Bro I think you have schooliosis.