scouring the pipes

1. The act of masturbating (rubbing your cock masterfully).

2. Scouring the pipes of your penis in order to orgasm.

3. the process of pleasing yourself sexually

4. What you do when there is nothing to do

5. What you do when your family is not home

6. The reason people watch porn.

7. The reason old people are having more heart attacks.

Scouring the pipes (Masturbation) protects against Prostate Cancer. Men who Scour their pipes more than 5 times a week in their 20's are 33% less likely to develop the

most aggressive form of prostate cancer later in life. A 2003 study by Graham Giles at the Cancer Council of Victoria in Melbourne Australia found that the ejaculate helps to "flush" or rid the male body of carcinogens.

Scourse

A Scourse is person who knows everything about anything.
If you have a question a Scourse will have an answer and plan.
A Scourse Has a higher IQ then lets say a Nathan or a Phil.
Scourse may also be the sexiest mother fucker around.

Nathan: man I'm too retarded to figure out this math problem
Phil: yupp me too, we need a Scourse.
Random n00b: You two are gotta be the dumbest gay boys I know.

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