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tsa wiener screener

a security agent that takes extra pride in 'grasping' their role and 'handling' their responsibilities while 'protecting' flyers 'freedom(s)'

so I hear you are flying for your vacation? Be sure to take extra draws and some kleenex, there's a good chance they may 'come' in 'handy' when you face the TSA wiener screener

by spank e monk e January 19, 2011

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flat-screener

Slang term for a modern, flat-screen LCD television set.

I just ordered an awesome fifty-inch flat-screener from Amazon.

by Warren Daniels December 16, 2013


Smoke screener

A person that distract you from your hit on the bong with a stupid story so they can take multiple hits of the bong and then allows you to take a cashed hit

Our friend Aussie is a smoke screener , he never takes just one hit he always makes up a story so he distracts us so he can smoke more then one hit

by meowsierz777 March 31, 2017


NUDE SCREENER

A person you send nudes with no intention of fucking

A platonic friend you use for critique of your naked body

"Hey will you screen my nudes?"
"Yeah man, I'll be your NUDE SCREENER, send em over."

by Blinko345 April 1, 2019


Screener

Similar to beaner; A slur for somebody who spends all of their time on the internet. Typically playing video games.

Gamer 1: Man this guy is such a sweaty fucking screener!

Gamer 2: Aren't you a screener though?

Gamer 1: Maybe...

by JoeNumber1 March 29, 2022