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Sergei is an exceptional writer. His not-easily-impressed special lady friend is super-impressed (for once)
#writing #cool #smart #funny
Sergei is so eloquent with words it makes alllllll the bitches' panties wet
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The Originator.
My first kiss.
The one who taught me how to make love... not war.
My lifeblood.
Sergei is my everything
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aaron stanford's very sexy russian character on third watch. officer sully's stepson, and tatiana's son. he was killed off in the episode judgement day.
that guy over there was almost as hot as sergei.
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Sergey is a sexual freak & occasional pervert with a massive sexual appetite only ONE special lady can truly satisfy. She knows who she is...
One Special Lady: My spidey senses are tingling... Sergey or one of his girthy-dicked affiliates must be around
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Person 1 - Hey man you wanna eat pizza for lunch?
Person 2 - ummmm I don't know, I sergei!!!
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An unlucky fellow who once had a girl stick a finger up his butt (!!!) while giving Sergey exquisite fellatio. Sergey hated it, switched to missionary position & this bitch tried it AGAIN, after which Sergey immediately went into doggy style for his own anal protection
#finger #ass #freak #nasty
Freak hoe: Damn Sergey I thought you were freaky like that... I just want to massage your prostate... you deserve it
Sergey: Ms. Freak hoe, I don't know where your fingers have been, besides up my ass just now... disgusting. Only my main hoe has access to my anal sphincter/brown starfish. You don't have to like it Ms. Hoe, but you will respect it. Now let me stick it in doggy-style bitch, let's go
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A guy who is emotionally manipulative and always plays the victim card. he looks like a siberian husky and most likely has blonde , hair blue eyes probably has an awful cut. doesn't get a lot of girls.
Guy: I am breaking up with you !!
Girl: :( that's so hurtful..
Guy: I AM SO SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME ITS ALL MY FAULT
Girl: stfu u are such a Sergei.
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