serious

Used to differentiate between the two most common reasons for visiting the loo. Allows for open discussion of bathroom activities in public or in mixed company.

n. a bowel movement

v. to defecate

Bill: I need to go to the bathroom before we leave.
Tina: Is it serious?
Bill: Yes!
Tina: Then we'll never get out of here!

-or-

Bill: I know you're still putting on your makeup in here but I gotta go serious!

-or

Bill (with newspaper tucked under arm): I'll be back in 20 minutes, I have to conduct some serious research.

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serious

adjective; also known as "real serious," "real fuckin serious," or "RFS."

used to describe generally negative associations, or making a reference to one's mental standing (under the influence).

1. That bitch with the hideous extensions is real fuckin serious!

2. After waking up with last nights makeup still on, I am RFS!!

3. I've smoked too much... I'm serious!

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serious

serious is a beast pker and skiller, he rocks the world so hard, like omg look this elite up!

omg dude i saw serious today and he killed all world 26. he is sooo good!

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for serious

it’s like bro are you serious ? a mix of for real and serious 🤔

“she literally just told me it happened biatch”

and i go “are you for serious?”

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not that serious

Used when telling someone to calm down. Usually when they are over-reacting.

Chia: My god these fake gucci bags look too fake!! I won't be able to sell these for full price.
Jay: It's not that serious.

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On the serious

A phrase used to declare the serious nature of the statement that the phrase preceeds.

1: I have aids.
2: HAHA! That's funny man!
1: No, on the serious, I have aids.
2: Oh. I hear the only cure is death. On the serious of course.

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Serious

Not comical.

The guy would make a joke every now and then, but was mostly serious by nature. He thought of comedy as something the less serious and more silly folks enjoyed a bit more.

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