Sex

Sex is the acronym for the way humans are created. S stands for Super, E stands for extraterrestrial, and X stands for Xenomorphing. So sex is Super Extraterrestrial Xenomorphing. The way it works is the storks deliver the baby to the mom. The baby is created by crushing high energy mass, and the rest ends up in the mom's belly. The mom goes to the hospital so they make sure that she doesn't drop the baby. And she also had to scream really loudly for the storks to know where she is.

Sex

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What you won't be getting tonight.

"I wish I was getting sex tonight instead of looking it up on Urban dictionary..."

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not sex

Yeah that's right, it's the one thing urban dictionary doesn't have.

Jake: Bro did you see that new not sex post on urban dictionary?
John: not sex? You sure your on urban dictionary bro?

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The hottest thing known to man kind

10 year old: I HAD SEX WITH UR MOM LAST NIGHT HER ASS WAS SO FUCKING BIG!!!!

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Face it, the only reason that you're looking up sex right now is so that you can get horny from people's definitions.

Bro, I just looked up sex on urban dictionary. It was so much better than porn.

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Sex

what all of Urban Dictionary's definitions are about

Either sex positions or weird sex acts

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According to Mean Girls, it is a very dangerous thing to do.

Coach Carr: Don't have sex... 'cause you will get pregnant- and die.

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