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\shatt\ (V.) Past tense of the word "shit".
{Two guys at a local ice hockey rink}
(Guy 1): Where's Donald?
(Guy 2): He called me on his cell a little while ago. Said that he douched out on the ice on the way here and shat himself, and that he had to run home and change his pants because he didn't want to smell like shit.
{From a phoney-bologna Christmas song I came up with in late-2011}
...Then how the reindeer hated him,
As they shat themselves with fear (again!)
Rudolph the fucking reindeer,
Have a real fucked-up new year!!!
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1. The fecal matter of William Shatner; said to possess mystical powers.
The young boy marveled at the shat he had found lying on the sidewalk.
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To have experienced inferiority as a direct result of the actions of another party. For the expression "shat on" to make sense, there must be a recipient (the one who is "shat on") as well as a perpetrating party (the one who "shat on" the recipient). The perpetrator's actions or remarks can be bold, such as the actual physically shitting on the the recipient, or subtle, such as saying something to someone else that implies that the recipient is in someway whack or lacking a ballsac. However, the key takeaway from use of this expression is the fact that the perpetrator's actions, though they can be cleaned up (just as shit can be cleaned off of a toilet) are essentially irreversible, since the smell--not to mention the memory--of shit is virtually impossible to remove once it is dropped upon a target.
The charmingly aggressive, and yet so unfortunately cunning, young men virtually shat on their neighboring organization's lawn of dignity by taking home the gold that night.
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to verbally shit on someone's life,
to shut someone down,
to knock someone of their high horse.
to pown or own someone
mike: hey ted, dude does your face hurt?
ted:umm no
mike: cause its killing me
mike: "shat on "
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To be defeated comprehensively.
Australia absolutely shat on England in the 2006/07 Ashes.
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