That’s what she said

A response to an inappropriate sentence that wasn’t intentionally inappropriate

“Get out of my nook!”
“That’s what she said”

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That's what she said

Commonly said after a phrase or sentence which one does not intend sexual meaning, but would indeed be amusing if a female had made the statement in a sexual manner.

Tom: "Think I could use your air compressor to blow out my sprinkler system before winter?"

John: "No, it's probably too small. I just have a little tiny one."

(laughing) Jonathan: "That's what she said!"

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That's what she said

A term often used when a sexual inuendo could be present, often used as a retort or witty joke

"My god, its huge!"
"That's what she said."

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That's what she said

Four simple words that can be used as a reply to a sexually suggestive comment. Known to make people laugh their asses off.

Example A: In the classroom, talking about a test.

Student A "Wow, that's really hard!"
Student B "That's what she said!"

Example B: Talking about a fragile object

Man A "Pull it out slowly."
Man B "That's what she said!"

Example C: At a hotel, describing the room key

Clerk "Put it in, then take it out fast."
Man "That's what she said!"

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That's What She Said

Greatest joke ever- used it 4 times today (these are actual stories, nothing is made up), the rest are some of my best

#1- Kid talking about ice cream in a cone "I love it when they stuff it all in"*

#2- Teacher talking about wrong answer to math problem "That's HUGE"*

#3- Kid talking about a Spanish test "It wasn't hard, it was just really long"*

#4- Coach talking about baseball season "It just keeps getting harder and longer, harder and longer"*

- Talking about Gushers "I like it when they explode in my mouth"*

- Kid talking about steak "It's better when it's black"*

- Teacher talking to me about writing an essay on one sheet of paper "I didn't think you could fit it all in"* (He wasn't too happy about that one... lol)

*THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

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That's what she said!

A term used to turn any phrase or sentence into a sexual joke.

"What if it gets stuck in there?"
"That's what she said!"

"It's just not gonna fit."
"That's what she said!"

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that's what she said!

A phrase used when someone says something that could be taken the wrong way.
NOTE: Severely annoying when overused.

Person 1: Why is this so hard?
Person 2: That's what she said!

P1: Hang on, let me grab my pencil.
P2: That's what she said!

P1: That is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
P2: That's what sh-
P1: SHUT THE HELL UP!!!

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