Goalpost Shifter

The worst type of Nintendo bootlicker who defends their multi-million dollar company when :
1. There's a criticism of Nintendo when they shut down fan stuff borrowing their IPs.
2. There's a criticism from fanboys of rival consoles.
3. They lose an argument, some of them start mocking their colloquist at this point.

Here we go there's a Goalpost Shifter under a Twitter post criticising Nintendo shutting down Youtubers who upload their OSTs.

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Pistol Shifter

To present something more favorable than it actually is.

Or to hide imperfections.
Comes from a pistol, or a dick, who is being shifty, shifter.

Goes to in-n-out: You pistol shifters are front loading the beef!

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Paddle Shifters

The luxury of a girl having big titties.

TLC said my sister had great paddle shifters.

kidney shifter

1)A lad who sticks his cock up a chicks vagina so far he moves or "shifts" her kidney

2)The Original Kidney Shifter "honz" from the oz hip hop group 'Funkoars'

Jaymos - "andy just shifted that bitches kidney"
Josh - "mad props"
Kierren - "NOOO i'm the orignal kidney shifter!"

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Swedish Shifter

In Sweden it is required to learn and test out in a manual transmission car for your license. So Swedes are quite proficient with handling sticks while driving. To receive pleasure while performing vertical stroking hand to genital contact (hand job) while driving is also referred to as a Swedish Shifter.

Dude Sofie gave me a fucking banging Swedish Shifter. I came for a mile on the highway.

shifter kart

Go-kart made with an engine from a motocross motorcycle (Moto, typ. Honda CR125) or a purpose built shifter motor known as an ICC.

Shifter karts are characterized by insanely fast acceleration and extreme cornering ability. Surpringly inexpensive to purchase, they are a little-known secret to developing true driving ability. Virtually all drivers in every racing series ran a shifter kart at some point and most continue to as it's the best training method available.

I love racing guys that think their cars are fast, my shifter kart can run rings around any car on the road today.

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shape shifter

Someone who morphs their life to match the person they happen to be dating, i.e. adopt the same taste in music, movies, fashions, foods, mannerisms, etc.

My ex was a shape shifter. After two months, it was like I was having sex with myself.

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