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The small but funky pleasure gland in a gentleman’s shit cavern
“Last night was so good,she even used her fingers to stimulate my shitoris”
1. A story that stinks and is not worth listening.
2. A story about someone's shit, literal or figurative.
shit + story = shitory
John: So, I was on the bus today and guess what happened?
Dave: Oh please! Not another shitory.
Mark: Guess what I saw in my shit today?
Dave: Oh please! Not another shitory.
Louis: She's going through a tough phase with Jack.
Dave: Oh please! Not another shitory.
The history of pooping and other pooping activities
My huge dump I took today will go down in SHITORY
Part exclamation, part pick-up line, it is used to convince another of the benefits of sleeping with the speaker, or simply to give another a strong urge to sleep with the speaker. The appropriate response is always some variant of, "I want to sleep with you."
Rick: Clitoris Shitoris.
Mayur: Oh, I want to sleep with you.
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