Typoception

When you type the word "typo" incorrectly.

Emma: I have to get tetanus shit.
Mark: You have to get tetanus shit?
Emma: That's a type.
Mark: Typoception!

Shitory

1. A story that stinks and is not worth listening.
2. A story about someone's shit, literal or figurative.

shit + story = shitory

John: So, I was on the bus today and guess what happened?
Dave: Oh please! Not another shitory.

Mark: Guess what I saw in my shit today?
Dave: Oh please! Not another shitory.

Louis: She's going through a tough phase with Jack.
Dave: Oh please! Not another shitory.