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Shittin me

Phrase letting somebody know they lying

"Mann, that ho there is fine man!" said the nigga in the blue shirt. " Shittin me! that ho ain't got no ass!"

by yUNG Sueve January 3, 2008

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Shittin Fire

When you have had too much Hot sauce and have a hot shit (literaly)

Boy Aaron I have really been Shittin Fire lately

by PreciousPals July 31, 2006

15๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shittin' Kittens

To be surprised or appalled.

When Tony said he won fifty bucks, I was nearly shittin' kittens!

by VixenGypsy September 18, 2004

30๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shittin' Britches

The lower extremity clothing that receives a full load of feces, as circumstances require.

Things are getting out of control; people have taken to the streets, burning buildings, looting and attacking the helpless.
Yeah, seems so. I hope you're wearing yer Shittin' Britches. Here we go...

by YAWA March 22, 2021


Shittin' Quivers

-the act of shaking un-controlably while pooping due to burning and other pain

oh man i ate that burrito and cought a case of the Shittin' Quivers

by j2richman1 November 24, 2010


Bitch Shittin

someone who is actin a tremendously big bitch, and bullshitting at the same time.

my grandmother won't buy me any clothes, and im tired of her bitch shittin all the time, shes so fuckin gay.

by jrocenglishclass June 30, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


shittin' bananas

1.) Reference to excrementation / defecation in the form of a mushy mess; the result of a high banana diet.

2.) Euphemism for diarrhea OR constipation. Generally, bowel irregularity.

3.) Literally, shitting out a single banana repeatedly (or multiple bananas) from one's ass following insertion for amusement.

4.) A miserable condition resulting from a witch's curse.

5.) Slang term for the consequence of drinking too much chlorine bleach; causing one's turds to appear yellow like stinky bananas from the bleaching action.
<In attempts to defeat urine analysis>WARNING<Please, kids, never ever try this at home>
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EXAMPLES;

1.) "Little Johnny (the adopted Mormon Circus Chimp) is SHITTIN' BANANAS all over the couch and the carpet. Get rid of him, Joe -- sell him! But try to get your monquisworth."

2.) CUSTOMER: "Excuse me, but I'm SHITTIN BANANAS. Can you help me?"
DRUGGIST: "Yes sir, what you need is blah blah. It'll fix you right up."

3.) "George, I really wish you had NOT shown me your little trick about you
SHITTIN' BANANAS. I'll never be able to think of you in the same way now.

4.) "Ever since Luke kicked over old Lady Johnson's flower's he's been SHITTIN' BANANAS. I think she sicked the demons on him.

5.) "Man, I really needed that job so I drank Clorox to help me pass the piss test and, dude! I'm SHITTIN' BANANAS now! And it ain't f*ckin' funny, dammit!

by Bongo Cholomongo September 20, 2006

38๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž