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the words spoken by Gilbert gottfried
Gilbert: im pissing and shitting and cumming
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That act of defecation after one has just received anal sex, resulting in a stool that is coated with semen.
Jane: Did paul fuck you in the arse-hole last night?
Wendy: Fuck yeah he did!
Jane: Did you do a cum shit afterwards?
Wendy: Yeah! It was the biggest cum shit you ever saw, I was all like "holy fuckballs, that cum shit is big!"
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The ultimate insult, nothing can beat it.
Person 1: I fucked your mom
Person 2: Maybe Shit and Cum
Person 1: YO TAKE THAT SHIT BACK THAT WENT TOO FAR!
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A stupid punchline that requires no set up or. Mainly used for when you can't be funny in the moment a need that one friend to think you are funny.
Human : hey whats this new food that they are selling?
Funny guy : its Piss, shit and/or cum
Human : thats so funny and random!
Funny: bababooey
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Some kind of shit coming out of a dick.
Tastes like cinnamon.
"That was a god damn massive shit load of cum in my mums mouth, dude."
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One who eats the fluid seeping from an anus after it has been ejaculated in.
Scott is a cum-shit fuck-eater because after Ryan fucked his mom in the ass he drank the leftovers.
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