verb: to be lazy, sometimes to the point of being anti-social, or withdrawn into a vegetative state.
noun: someone who shives
can also be used as an adjective or if you're creative, an adverb or pronoun
traces back to Terri Schiavo
verb: Sorry i didn't come hang out today. I was shiving so hard.
noun: Steve is such a shive. He did nothing but watch "COPS" all day.
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A type of knife, usually long and thin, that is used to slice the skin of an adversary in a duel or other prison related fight.
Remember kids, slice don't stab. Yes and then wipe the shive off and throw it into the river.
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when you are playing darts and a dart drills you in the nuts
A- Hey i dislocated my left nut.
G- wow! how?
A- I got shives!
G- OMG
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All the inmates were wetting their shives in preparation for officer Readmond's shift.
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1) A bitter, resentful bastard who can't get laid and so is nasty to everyone.
2) A racist conservative with a heart made of ice.
3) An interacial sandwich
"Damn that newspaper was so rotten, only a shive could produced that."
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