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someone that does something shizery
"That kid is a jackass, a complete shizerer!"
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A shizer wilhelm is any shit you have taken or are about to take that could possibly be your largest or nastiest one. To refer to a past shit as a shizer wilhelm mass defecation must have taken place and the aftermath witnessed by one credible person. Pronounced Shh-eye-zer will-helm
Dude drive faster I'm about to take a shizer wilhelm
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Shizer Minelli; The act of taking a shit so painstakingly gratifying, the end words from the relieving sigh of passing this hideous monster through the bowels of ones colon, one can't help but utter the phrase. "Shizer Minelli".
"A turd that looks like and feels like a Minelli".
"As I sat on the toilet to let pass A turd, I stood up after cleaning myself to look down at my masterpiece. The monster lay to portray a portrait in the likeness of Liza Minelli", Therefor I gasped and exclaimed, "Shizer Minelli!".
"Shizer Minelli that was A brutal shit."
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Shizer Mon can be used in basically any way you want it. This work is multi functional.
Glenn: Yo what up shizer mon!
Corey: Yea that is the shizer mon!
Tommy: Yo when we goin to this shizer mon?
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often referred to as a "shit mouth" it is when a man, usually german, moves his bowels(shits) in the womans mouth during sex. Not to be confused with dirty sanchez.
"mom, why did I see you in a german shizer movie?"
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When you take a massive dump and the water in the toilet wets your entire ass
Me: Holy shit dude i just took a crap and it ended up as a shizer geyser
German for "Shit Beard". Refers to a person with a totally lame beard, grown for all the wrong reasons. Usually worn by someone who thinks they are way cooler then they really are. The bearer of a Shizer Bart is usually one who flatulates on a more than normal basis.
Peter: Check out my new beard, totally awesome huh?
Curtis: That's a total Shizer Bart guy! Did you just fart?
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