Acronym; spat/sprayed hot liquid over computer keyboard.
See also SHLOMM; SHMUCK
That was so funny I shlock - ed.
Insult for a person who shows a lack of concern for problems.
People who consider themselves 'mature' have often discarded solutions to problems to make way for their mental comfort. Mature people are therefore shlocks. The antonym for shlock is thinker. A thinker is a far higher level of being than a lowly (albeit rich and influential) shlock. Thinkers care about intelligence and compassion whereas shlocks do not. Thinkers are advised to isolate themselves away from shlocks for the welfare of future generations, no matter how few their numbers and how lonely the isolation. Turning to the comfort of maturity is weak failure when perfection is nowhere near half way reached.
He doesn't care about the desperate at all, that fucking shlock!
the act of slapping someone in the face with a cock
She wouldn't shut up so i shlocked her right across the cheek.
Shlocking is the act of putting a lock in a sock and hitting someone with it.
I'm gonna go shlocking wanna come?
When a person who is usually lucid is confused.
Remember Sherlock's Shlock phase in The Hounds of Baskerville episode?
"Holy shit she's got a cock!"
"No bro, it's called shlock and it's colossal"