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When something is burnt on the outside and cooked on the inside
I was cooking dinner but I shlomped it
Means very very very tired, This word is the superlative of the word “Schlumped.”
It was first used when someone had to explain just how tired they were, and schlumped didn’t do it justice.
The person at large also didn’t use “Schlumped” because he thought it sounded like someone was shitting and cumming at the same time.
Guy 1: “How was the sex last night dude!
Guy 2: “It was great, riveting if you will, but now i’m really Shlomped.”
Guy 1: “Wow! That must mean you’re very tired!”