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originated from the famous ikea advert.
"Shlomping is for you-hoo"
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the act of going to sleep in Minecraft
“are you shlomping?”
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buy slomp mugs, tshirts and magnets
Sitting in once place for many hours playing games and eating junk food.
Jered, James, Dylan, Joey, Eric, Shawn, and I shlomped for 18 hours watching dragon ball z.
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Once we got back from an exhilarating night, we headed to bed and she began to massage my shlomp!
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Shlomp. /shh-lowm-p/ adj. colloq. 1. To waste a day by wanking
John : What you do on saturday?
Fred : Spent the day shlomping
John: k
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Shlomp Donkey;1. A simple common pesky whore, waiting for cold hard blasts from an unknown ready and willing Brody. You either have to feed her your own sausage or buy one fresh off the grill and throw it down the alley.
2. A sweaty,whorish lurch that impatiently preys on dudes walking in and out of the bar. Usually looks distraught, sloppy as hell, mascara everywhere, dick breath, and vomiting on occasion. The only way to get away from her is to throw her a sandwich.
yo, isn't that Jenny?" "yeah, she a damn Shlomp Donkey.
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