Drinking in excess of 15 beers, shots and or mixed drinks; in turn becoming highly inebriated. Which may cause actions one will tend to regret
Man I was shmammered last night, I actually weighed the pros and cons of having sex with a girl that has herpes. The pros won..
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The act of being smashed and hammered simultaneously
I knew I would be shmammered after one more hurricane.
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shmammed
hammered, shitted, and smashed
i got so friekin shmmered last night
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The act of drinking beyond hammered.
Me: Yo dog, you okay?
Buck: Blzzh, I'm shmammered! (pukes)
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(shh-mam-errd)
Whilst drinking, if you are tetoring on levels smashed and hammered this is the correct word.
Dude i had no idea that was your sister man i was just so fucking shmammered i couldnt remember.
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Getting so to drunk that you pass the stages of smashed and hammered... So you combine them making you SHMAMMERED!!!!
Dude i was so shmammered last night i don't remember anything.
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