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Short for shmegela; When someone is such a shmegela but its not even worth the extra breathe it would take to say shmegela
Kobi stop being such a shmeg and give me back the lucky charms
A little piece of something gross usually sticky or gooey.
-Yo James you got a lil bit of shmeg on your shirt
-Thanks dawg the ladies hate shmeg
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Shmeg - a mixture of rotting/decaying vegetable wastes left behind on either a disply sign, or the racks on which food is kept in the produce department of supermarket store.
Believed to have been first used by Kent; the asshole owner of true value foods on quadra island.
"Hey _____(insert name), if you could clean up that shmeg from the sign that would be stellar"
"This prep counter is covered in schmeg, make sure you wipe it off before you leave today and you'll be stylin."
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The formation of dick cheese (or shmegma) under the head of the penis
“I forgot to wash my penis and shmeg tation has started”
Commonly known as Meaghan but also referred to As a Fierce Woman due to using the PTP: “Prime Tooting Position.” In which the right leg is lifted and you lay on your stomach to speed up the expulsion of internal methane gas.
“Yo, it’s her, Aunty Shmegs, she used the PTP!”
The principle repository of all disgusting and gross materials, such as cigarette-butt laden half empty beer cans and snot rags, generated during mostly high school and college house parties so as to minimize the spread of party debris into other rooms and areas. The reason d'etre of the shmeg bucket is to make cleaning the residence easier in an effort to cover one's tracks and hide eveidence of the social event and its ever present heavy drinking activities from parents in highschool or landlords in college. Shmeg buckets frquently use the kitchen trash container or often a garage trash can is dragged into the home. It is a sign of respect to the parties host to ask where the shmeg bucket is located upon arrival to let that host know you are a neat and tidy partier.
When John wen to Carol's with his newly acquired 12 pack his older brother bought, he offered her a beer and politely asked "Where's the shmeg bucket, Carol?" letting her know that he would deposit his empties and stems and seeds in the proper location.
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The process of wiping your own Shmegma upon another persons ear to recreate the famous “wet Willy”
“I just have Sonny a sick Shmeg-Willy and he cried”