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a cigarette
derived from shmek, derived from shmok, derived from shmok'n'apancake
"hey man you want a shmeg?"
"I need a shmeg right now"
can be used to describe something when you can't think of another word. it can be but is not limited to substituting the word cum.
YOU"RE A SHMEG.
Go shmeg urself
I think i misplaced my shmeg
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to shmeg (verb)
from the root word shmegli
1. the act of rejecting a compliment persistently
2. being inappropriately drunk and asking anyone in your vicinity to touch your genitalia
3. blacking out and trying to take off another man's pants
4. pleasuring oneself in a laundry room
Eli was totally shmegging last night
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semen, the product of male ejaculation; a coarse phrase for cum.
that man just shmegged in my mouth!
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the little peices of weed at the bottom of a bag that are too small to do anything with.
"do you wanna smoke a bowl?" "sorry man, all i have left is some shmegs"
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1. It has become a common term is the USA for calling someone a Numpty (minus the endearing portion of the insult). It's come to mean all of the above lazy, idiot, carefree fool, with a dash of schmuck.
2. It has also started to be used more and more to mean someone who is happy to be ignorant. It's sort of a blend of sheeple and schmucks.
1. That guy was such a total shmeg he took up two parking spaces with his little scooter.
2. Those shmegs in the US actually went out and voted for Bush for a second term.
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secretion of the male reproductive organ, a slang for semen; also known as cum.
when billy masterbates, he gets shmeg all over the place.
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