shocked

The act of sticking out your index,middle and pinky finger, then inserting the index and middle finger into a woman's vagina and the pinky into her anus.

Damn man I shocked that bitch last night!

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Shocking

When you find out that your gf is pregnant even though you swear you used a condom

gf: I’m pregnant
bf: What. That’s so shocking. I swear I used a condom

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shock

wicked, tight, etc.

The surf today is pretty shock

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shocks

A term combining the words "shoes" & "socks."
Meaning "shoes & socks."

Just a minute, guys - I need to put on my shocks.

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shock

the period of time after receiving the shocker.

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shock

a shittie cock, like after anal sex

Ben: "Dude I was fucking my girl up the ass and when I pulled it out I had the worst case of shock."

Jim: "That dirty whore should have taken a shit first!!!!"

Ben: "Thats ok I gave her a dirty sanchez with it"

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Shock

(verb): To shock. The act of shocking. To hook up with someone of the oposite sex. Stimulation to the sexual organs as to make the body twitch or be "shocked".

I told him I would shock him in the alley.

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