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This is an obscure and deadly martial art form from the American deep south. It is based upon a shoeshiner's motions in using a rag and switchblade.
The master demonstrated his deadly Shoeshine-fu techniques!
Stepping in a pile of cow shit.
"What the hell stinks so bad?" "Oh, I took a shortcut home through the pasture and accidentally got a Montana shoeshine."
A nickname for soul, funk and blues music, the term was coined by Richie Blackmore, when refusing to record music written by Glenn Hughes and David Coverdale in the Deep Purple MKIII lineup.
"He announced he was leaving prior to the tour, because he didn't want to play any of this "shoeshine music" he called it, that I wrote, and David wrote"
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An Akron Shoeshine is when stick your foot in a girls ass, then immediately shove it in her mouth.
You know that girl Sharonda from the other building? I gave her an Akron Shoeshine, and she gagged for an hour!
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Putting your penis in between a girl's ass and moving back and forward. Typically used if a girl's breasts are too small to do a shoeshine.
My girlfriend offered a shoeshine but her tits were too small. She had a nice booty though so I got a reverse shoeshine instead.
The act of defecating on someone's feet and then demanding payment, in pesos, for the service.
I gave my college president a Tijuana Shoeshine, but she didn't pay up.
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An Akron Shoeshine is when stick your foot in a girls ass, then immediately shove it in her mouth.
That akron shoeshine tasted nasty!!
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