noun
a person who has an excessive interest in or admiration of their spade shaped heads.
"shovels who think the world revolves around them and their not so pretty heads"
Omg she is such a shovel.
Did you see that girl, she is nothing but a shovel
The person in a group of friends - typically when the group is eating pizza or any similar food - who decides to reach for the dipping sauce with the slice, and in turn pulls the dip entirely out of your ability to reach for it.
Joey: "Jordan, if I'm already completely wasted, why the hell would you shovel the garlic dip out of my range of reach?!"
Jordan: "Damn son, sorry for being a shoveler."
The male version of hoe. A clumsy player who gets no respect.
Ron is such a shovel. Cindy and Bev would have both ditched him if they weren't hoes themselves.
what the revolution will be fought with after the liberals take away our guns
it's either that or dig a hole and lay down in it and die
To bullshit. (to shovel the shit)
When he said he won the lottery, I knew he was shoveling.
Shovel "Sovok" (Совок) is a pejorative name of Soviet Union.
"The text at the top reads "Werewolf of Soviet Union" ("Shovel")."
Russian criminal tatoo encyclopedia. Volume III. UK.
Noun. The solution to any problem.
John: I am so going to get her back for this.
Jane: Okay, so here's the plan. We get a shovel...