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Shrek is what I get up in the morning for, shek is love, shrek is life.
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A mythical deity noted for his insightful parables. Shrek has been reported in numerous sightings throughout the world to appear to his faithful and Shrekoncile their sins. Those who disobey the will of Shrek will often smell onions before meeting a horrific yet well-deserved demise at the hands of Shrek. Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
"Ogres are like layers."
-Shrek, "The Parable of the Onion"
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The almighty Ogre who lives in the ancient Swamps. He flies through our open windows and butt rapes us. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
Oh my god! It's Shrek! I'M READY SHREK!
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The great savior who I pray to every night before bed
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shrek is god and president of all countries in the entire world. bow to Shrek or you will be imprisoned. you must praise shrek from any picture/video you see of him. You must do an egyption bow. you must support shrek in anything he does and all of his decisions
*sees shrek* OMG SHREEEKKKKK *bows*
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A magestic beast who is Justin beiners father. One is often envious of green complexity.
Can define only the most out and worthy of the title.
Shrek Is love shrek is life
Scooby Doo is one of the most shrek like shreks in the whole shrek.
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