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The ability to be easily distracted.
Dude, you are so sidetrackable". "What?
When shopping with someone and they get distracted by everything except what you went to purchase at the store originally.
Janet where did you go? Dammit Janet! Quit being a sidetrack Sally and help me find the syrup!
The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.
John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes
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What modern mumble rappers say when they can't think of words that rhyme for their song. Also what 5 year old kids say randomly when they get mad.
takashi 6ix9ine: "Diddly dacky, smacky whacky"
Lil pump: "frack in a mack back whack slack sniddly tack"
Mother: "Sorry johnny, no minecraft for today"
Johnny: "What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit"
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the best way to impress your parents then get in trouble
Me:"Dad I'm home"
My dad:"I got a phone-call from you teacher today"
*Me thinking I'm in trouble*"What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit!"
My dad:"...wheres mah belt"
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1. (Verb) the act by where one lies naked, on either side, and uses a portion of a train set to fondle themselves. If using a a train, the person may wear a conductor's hat and say All Aboard, Choo-Choo at the moment of climax.
2. (Verb) a sexual act by where two individuals begin to partake in coitus which is then interrupted by one suddenly remembering the newest episode of Scandal is on and the DVR isn't set. The remaining individual cries, watches midget porn and looks for exes on Tinder.
Damn, Renae. You need to get over here to Hollywood's house and start sidetracking yourself.
When a conversation on a date gets so deep you forget what you were initially talking ablut
I was on a date with this girl last night but we got so ‘Avi & Selina Sidetracked’ it’s insane