sk8r boi

A way of writing skater boy mostly used by a chav who has decided it would be cool to "skateboard" and be different to ther friends (I know its rare) to get some laughs.

They are generally wankers.

Q: sup bruv I is well a sk8r boi ay I?
A: no, you are a cunt now fuck off and get a job.

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sk8r boi

A pretty boy who walks around with a skateboard under one arm and never seems to use it.

NOTE: is often seen crashing the mall with Avril Lavigne

"Hey check out the sk8r boi over there!"

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sk8r boi

Title of a lame song by Avril Linguine.
She is probably unaware that a "bois" are she-males, aka "chicks with dicks"

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sk8r girl

A girl who walks around wearing 'skater' clothes carrying a skateboard but can't actually do any tricks or stand on a skateboard without falling onto her ass

She's usually there for the hot guys and fakes and ankle injury to explain why she's not skating

actual skaters: hey nice board. You skate?

sk8r girl: yeah. I'm a sk8r girl. But I've hurt my ankle so I can't for at least a year.

*turns to other real skater friends*

Actual skaters: I think we've found ourselves a sk8r girl

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sk8r boi

A boy who skates and is loved by no one until he is a punk star on MTV. Yeah, they play music on MTV.

Skater to punk superstar. What?

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sk8r boi

A stupid Avril Lavigne song. She wrote it solely to make us more miserable, seeing as how long it takes to spell the damn word, you can never search for it without wanting to hurt someone.

She was a sk8r boi, she said see ya later boy, haha i just made you waste moments of your life

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sk8r bio

The biological agent that turns innocent civilians into obnoxious scumbags who ride a plank with wheels.

"Mikey totally got exposed to sk8r bio last night."

"No way, what is he doing now?"

"Blindsiding old ladies with that plank."

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