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(Verb) The act of beating the shit out of someone's legs so that they cannot walk while leaving their upper body untouched.
"Why's Jim on crutches?"
"He got linguined afterschool Friday when Bill found out he had fucked Stacy."
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A derogatory term for a Italians
Hey you see that linguine over there. He said pointing to the Italian man over there
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(n.) The most deliciosio pasta in universe. Not linguini
Jerry- Can I have some o dat good ass linguine
Waiter- Linguini?
Jerry-FUCK YOU LINGUINE
When a man wraps his dick around his gooch to nut in his own butt cheeks.
Bro, make sure ass cheeks are dry, before you try Linguine on Rye.
That spiritual cooking of marijuana
Yo, we’re having lucifer’s Linguine tonight if you wanna taste!
a phrase used as an insult to another person.
"your such a penis linguines"
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Losing my linguine is what you say when you want to lose weight by cutting pasta out of your diet.
Guy 1: I gained a lot of weight recently, I'm thinking of losing my linguine.
Guy 2: Okay.