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Skeety Gonzales

1. Any Hispanic/Latino male that skeets a lot or skeets very fast. If they skeet fast they are also an Early Skeeter. Also any Mexican Mouse that skeets a lot.

2. Skeety Gonzales was a famous Mexican Mouse that lived in the 60s and 70s and could possibly still be alive. Skeety Gonzales was the apprentice of the great Skeet Magee, the most famous Skeeter of all time. Skeety Gonzales crossed paths with Skeet Magee in 1968 and saw all the good Skeet Magee was doing and Magee taught Gonzalez the way of ejaculating in public to promote peace and ease racial tensions. Skeety did his part by easing species tensions between all animals. Skeety was just a small mouse but he sure could skeet. He would always make sure to masturbate in public at least 5 times a day. Skeety could also run really fast, his brother was the famous mouse speedy gonzales. Skeety Gonzales' most famous stunt was getting every female mouse in town pregnant and covering them with skeet juice (this could attribute to all the female mice in town turning white). Skeety was last seen in the late 70s, a decade after Skeet Magee disappeared. He repeated Magees famous last words, but in Spanish: "Vine, vi, yo skeeted, yo espero que usted haga lo mismo." (Skeety spoke very poor spanish at this time.)

Skeety's major traits are his ability to run extremely fast, and his comedic Mexican accent. He usually wears an oversized yellow sombrero, a white shirt and trousers, and a red ascot. His Brother is Speedy gonzales.

Bob: "Dude that one male mouse that I have got all the females pregnant!!!"
Dave: "How many females were there?"
Bob: "59!!!, and he turned all of em skeet white"
Dave: "Damn, Youve got urself a regular Skeety Gonzales!!!"

by David Skeet Jr. April 21, 2008

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Yeetis Skeetis

A phrase my friend and I made up. We were probably both tired. Used to convey excitement beyond just โ€˜yeetโ€™.

In no way related to skeet.

Person 1: โ€˜We won the lottery!โ€™
Person 2: โ€˜yeetis skeetis!โ€™

by Xxร˜ctรคviลซsxX November 22, 2018

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skeeti pot

When a guy ejaculates into a woman's nostril and the ejaculate comes out the other nostril.

Stephen: Yo, Carolina! Come over here and let me blow my load into your nose so I can see it drip from the other nostril.

Carolina: That is disgusting, yet intriguing at the same time. I'm totally game for the skeeti pot.

by ergoamazingness July 23, 2011

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skeety bop

Any attractive female.

You'll never go talk to that skeety bop by the speaker.

by JoeMuel July 7, 2005

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skeetie

A synonym for Hunter. Means skeet legged pants.

A skeetie is the same as a Hunter

Person Uno: "I like skeeties"
Person Dos: "Me too"

by Tramp.Hoe.Skank April 23, 2011


Skeety

Sketchy, wannabe gangster, rough

That person looks skeety

by Hayleyhiggs October 25, 2023