A slicer is another word for you penis.
Closely related to throbber but slicer is usually when you are flacid.
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A weird word from the lyrics of Colony of Birchmen off of Mastodon's 2006 album Blood Mountain
Seems however I'm a victim of circumstance
Hunt for ogres and dwarves
Lion slicer
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Its basically the same word as "fuck". It can be used in ANY context.
"What the slice!?"
"SLICER!!!"
"I wanna slice him so bad"
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"Big Dick" Dylan Slicer is a hunk of a man. He slices meat during the day, and slices labia at night.
Man Big Dick Dylan Slicer sure do get the poon.
A small sharp tool used to chop off the balls of your daughters boyfriend.
Get the grape slicer out she has a boyfriend
A mistress, or a girl on the side, derived from the punchline of a funny joke.
Wife - Hi honey, how was your day at the cucumber factory
Husband - Not so good, I got caught putting my penis in the pickle slicer.
W - My god, what happened?
H- I got fired
w- No, I mean what happened with the pickle slicer?
H - She got fired too.
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While receiving a blowjob from a chick with braces, you panic at the moment of climax and Donkey Punch her in the head. She then clamps down on your penis and jerks back slicing your man meat to shreds.
I was driving to church Sunday getting a blowjob from Karen when a dog ran out in the street. I paniced and Donkey Punched her, she gave me a Jerky Slicer and I hit a tree.
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