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"Big Dick" Dylan Slicer is a hunk of a man. He slices meat during the day, and slices labia at night.
Man Big Dick Dylan Slicer sure do get the poon.
A small sharp tool used to chop off the balls of your daughters boyfriend.
Get the grape slicer out she has a boyfriend
A mistress, or a girl on the side, derived from the punchline of a funny joke.
Wife - Hi honey, how was your day at the cucumber factory
Husband - Not so good, I got caught putting my penis in the pickle slicer.
W - My god, what happened?
H- I got fired
w- No, I mean what happened with the pickle slicer?
H - She got fired too.
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While receiving a blowjob from a chick with braces, you panic at the moment of climax and Donkey Punch her in the head. She then clamps down on your penis and jerks back slicing your man meat to shreds.
I was driving to church Sunday getting a blowjob from Karen when a dog ran out in the street. I paniced and Donkey Punched her, she gave me a Jerky Slicer and I hit a tree.
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When a person has a "gut" or a "muffin top" and inserts there hand or penis in the area between where the breast or "tits" sit on top of the "gut" or "muffin top" and strokes back and forth resembling a knife cutting a muffins top.
Yo shawty got a mean muffin top Ima have to hit her with a muffin slicer
(n) an exceptionally large nose
Dylan has the most eagle-like mandoli slicer I've ever seen in my entire life.
A fart slicer is another word for a G string.
"Hey sheila, are you gonna rip one right here in public?"
"No worries, you won't hear a thing i've got a fart slicer on!"