A girl that isn’t cute enough to fuck, so you settle for a blow job
Man, that girl was way too ugly to smash, definitely just a slobster.
"Hey you're the new slobster right?"
"Yeah now where's the children"
"Frick"
An anomalous group of 9 friends. The members consist of me (Astro), Dill, Kryo, Startoast, Van, clovermango, Whitetail, Dr. Fill, and Boneless_soy. Together we are Slobster, strongest group in existence.
"SLOBSTER IS MY FAVORITE GROUP!!!"
"SAME KEKEKEKEKEKE"