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Slomp

Noun: A highly trained sloppy Flomper in sloth-like Flomping.

Verb: To act out a Flomping action in a sloppy and methodically lazy or slow fashion.

Adjective: Slow and sloth-like flomping characteristics.

Noun: “Oh man, that Potato is such a Slomper”

Verb: “ Gee-wiz, is she Slomping that task, again?”

Adjective: “They were Slomped beyond acceptable limits upon arrival

by Flomp King January 15, 2021

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Slomped

When you sleep an entire day and wake up by drinking air, only to find that a reddit user has asked if you are drunk because you posted a screenshot of your desktop.

"Are you drunk?" Nah dude I was just slomped hard yesterday.

by I_uKe January 30, 2021

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slomp top

The act of pulling ones pants down and doing an extravagant drum roll on ones bare ass.

"damn look at jimmy hes killin that slomp top like john bohnam in moby dick."

by bones4436 April 10, 2010

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Swamp Slomps

A messy, sweaty, beefy pussy; a vagina that resembles 2 week old ground beef.

That big ass girl over there with the thick legs got some SWAMP SLOMPS

by Joey Slomps April 3, 2011

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slomp god

your seeing this if you cant spell Slump god who is greatest known but his best song Faucet Failure

slomp god is terrible at GTA v

by DaltonThePigeon December 5, 2020


Slomp

To Excessively slurp and suck on food out of enjoyment or pleasure

We made Ramen and sushi and Dave totally Slomped on everything
"Yo no need to slomp on your food like that"

by K0alaPanda July 15, 2022


Slomp

A small particle in an atom, slowing down light frequencies and causing colors to happen. Slomp is an acronym for Slow-mow particle.

Slomp is so slow, ugh!

by MagicianSceintist August 24, 2022