Noun: A highly trained sloppy Flomper in sloth-like Flomping.
Verb: To act out a Flomping action in a sloppy and methodically lazy or slow fashion.
Adjective: Slow and sloth-like flomping characteristics.
Noun: “Oh man, that Potato is such a Slomper”
Verb: “ Gee-wiz, is she Slomping that task, again?”
Adjective: “They were Slomped beyond acceptable limits upon arrival”
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When you sleep an entire day and wake up by drinking air, only to find that a reddit user has asked if you are drunk because you posted a screenshot of your desktop.
"Are you drunk?" Nah dude I was just slomped hard yesterday.
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The act of pulling ones pants down and doing an extravagant drum roll on ones bare ass.
"damn look at jimmy hes killin that slomp top like john bohnam in moby dick."
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A messy, sweaty, beefy pussy; a vagina that resembles 2 week old ground beef.
That big ass girl over there with the thick legs got some SWAMP SLOMPS
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your seeing this if you cant spell Slump god who is greatest known but his best song Faucet Failure
slomp god is terrible at GTA v
To Excessively slurp and suck on food out of enjoyment or pleasure
We made Ramen and sushi and Dave totally Slomped on everything
"Yo no need to slomp on your food like that"
A small particle in an atom, slowing down light frequencies and causing colors to happen. Slomp is an acronym for Slow-mow particle.