The "biggest" country ever!! All Slovenian people are named Janez. Slovenia also has the longest coastline in whole universe.
Pope: I live in the world's biggest state, Vatican!!
Janez: No You don't, Slovenia is bigger!
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Slovenia is a country
Slovenian:I live in a country Slovenia
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the land where there is no men, only femboys
who's that girl? actually thats your average Slovenian male
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A beautiful yet small country on the border of Italy. Capital is (pardon any spelling errors) Lbujabna (see what I mean? lol) pronounced LOOB-lo-YAWN-ah. A kick ass country. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH SLOVAKIA!
Many american slovenians live in Cleveland. See my definetion for ohio
Slovenia is a beautiful counrty!
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Slovenia is a chicken shaped country between austria and bosnia. We shit in Italian boot, stand on croatian barn and eat hunarians.
We unrightfuly stole "ajvar" from Macedonia. So its officaly one of three slovenian dishes. Other 2 are potizza and over mura moving cake. We also have "kranjska klobasa" (named after our REGION!) but friking polands stole that from us. At least australians says so.
Too bad. Kranjska klobasa>ajvar.
Jure (common name) that means little retarded and slow person) wants to make Slovenia -n ajvar, but he bought paprika from Argentina.
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Slovenia is a country that is located in central Europe. Although Slovenia is a country today, Slovenia has never existed in history before 1991. Originally the land of present day Slovenia belonged to the Habsburgs in the 14th century (later known as Austria-Hungary in 1867) and then became apart of the Kingdom of Serbs, Croats and Slovenes in 1918 (later known as Yugoslavia in 1929).
Slovenia was part of the Kingdom of Yugoslavia (later known as the Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslavia in 1945) until it got it's independence in 1991. It is today a member of the EU and NATO.
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