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when a female beets ur meat with calloused feet
yo my homie günter be gettin a slovenian foot job tonight
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When you put your big toe into an Eastern European rectum without consent
Last night cha boi gave me an unexpected slovenian foot wedge but I kind of liked it. I'm from Moldova
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When in hyperthermic temperatures a lad will strategically cum upon his lasses chest area to promote warmth within the core.
Oh yea back in 'nam me and Joey had to perform the Slovenian survival technique as often as we could, it wasn't really necessary though..
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Two men - on all fours and facing in opposite directions - fucking each other doggy style at the same time. This act requires a double jointed meat shaft
Driving home from work the other night I caught Rick and Tony with my high beams out in the cornfield slovenian love makin....take that shit indoors you two crazy kids
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Now this ones goes back generations. A Slovenian Sex Machine is a middle aged man (preferably Hispanic) who adopts a lifestyle of sleeping with Slovenian mothers and then grilling their Slovenian children for a quick midnight feast. Those who attempt this ritual should do it at night time to stop the detection of the the Daddy’s
Daddy: Shamima, why is there smoke coming from the garden?
Shamima: I don’t know let me check...
*sees their two healthy Slovenian children on a medium heat above a fire on a spit. They appear to be medium rare, just the way Daddy likes it*
Shamima: DAMMIT!! It was my Slovenian Sex Machine again!! CURSE YOUUUUU
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The act of pouring moldy milk on someone’s chest so it trickles down and the chunks drip of the penis.
Connor:“I gave paul a Slovenian diving board!”
Fred:”yo no way me too!”
The Slovenian Mixer is when you piss in a girl's gaping asshole and then drop a load into that and then proceed to combine the piss with your pieces of chunky poo and drink the mixture like a soup. You can also use cum if you don't have any piss saved up or if you feel extra edgy. Please note this won't work if your shit is creamy.
It took a lot of convincing, but Jessica finally let me give her a Slovenian Mixer last night. I still have some saved in a glass!