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Look how smart and good-looking this Slovenian is!
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The sexiest language in this world. Forget spanish, this will make a girl wet in just one word. Especially if BlaΕΎ says it.
Daaaamn did i pee my pants or is this Slovenian?
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The Slovenian Sphinx was the most linguistic First Lady in US history and was the first to appear in an adult publication.
Both men and women (of both hetero and homo orientation) participate the "slovenian roulette", and they hide their faces with masks. One of the orgy attendees is infected with HIV, but no one knows who that person is.
Infected guest has to pay equal attention to everyone, and after the "party" every attendee goes to test himself/herself. Creator of the game explains that the point of the game is adrenaline, much like Russian roulette, with exception that it doesn't kill instantly, unlike its Russian counterpart.
Niko Bellic walks into the party expecting something completely different than what he sees.... Men and women in an orgy with masks on, they explain to him that they are playing something called "Slovenian Roulette". Afterwards, everyone leaves and begins to make appointments with their doctors... Niko has a bad feeling.
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Children which don't have a clue WTF zero9ine is talking about.
Zero9ine: Children of Slovenia often employed for manual labor to manufacture cheap house-hold white goods and sausages, blah blah blah...
Slovenian children: ?!??!?!?! WTF?! OMFG! WTF?!?!....
LOL?!??!11... ?? DORK?!?!?
WTF?!?! OMG, STFU NOOB, OMFG!!! WTF?!?!?
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Children of Slovenia often employed for manual labor to manufacture cheap house-hold white goods and sausages.
Once the sausages are produced they more than likely become the sausages.
Dan: "Where did you get that washing machine.. its making a lot of noise, looks kinda cheap too?"
Jan: "I bought it from K-Mart.. Its made in Slovenia, by the Slovenian Children"
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Jan: "These sausages taste wierd.."
Dan: "What do you expect, they are made by the Slovenian Children, and once they've produced the sausages they climb into the machine and get mashed up into the sausages"
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To wank, or be wanked, in a particularly aggressive or over-enthusiastic manner. Usually involves an element of discomfort on the part of the person whose penis is being so manipulated.
Origins disputed, though commonly thought to stem from the mastubatory practices of Slovenian men, who, too used to driving tractors with rusty or stiff gear sticks, would manipulate their penises in a similarly vigorous fashion.
Nowadays if you are being wanked in such a fashion it is unlikely that the man wanking you is a genuine Slovenian tractor driver.
P: Bloody hell - he was pulling on my dick so hard it almost came off!
R: Oh - do you not enjoy a Slovenian Power Wank?
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