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When ur eating ur girl out and she squirts like a slurpie
Damn my girl did a slurpie on me🤤
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The act of Fellatio performed upon a limp penis lasting for more than 5 seconds.
Dude, I was so drunk I couldn't get it up. She gave me a slurpie for a good 7 seconds or so, then I passed out. It was awesome.
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An icey sugary substance that makes your head freeze and gives you headaches from the extreme food coloring.
Apu: "Welcome to Quik E Mart you buy Slurpy? i mean burrito? i mean... come to my 7 11 i buy you all free slurpies!!"
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The best drink from any store ev4h. It is a frozen delight, and comes in many flavas.
I went and got a 1.18 Litre slurpie for only $1.83 after the concert last night. It was the bomb-sauce!
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When a guy sits in the corner and watches a couple engage in anal activities. When the male ejaculates in her anus the slurpy grabs a straw and sucks out the jizz out of the females anus.
Bro can I slurpy your girl tonight?
When eating someone out then putting in the ingredients of a slurpie into their hole then slurping it out with a straw.
Dude I had a really good pussy slurpie last night