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Smagma

A mix between cum and lava, usually happens when there is a volcanic eruption and you feel aroused by the magma.

Dude is that smagma? Ow it got on my leg!

by Damndaniel111 March 25, 2016

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smagma muncher

smagma is the juicy secreations that looks like cheese around the mushroom head of a penis. Smagma Muncher is the act of making a hearty snack of smagma cheese balls

Anna Nicole's husband was so old she was known as a smagma muncher when she sucked his dick off, clearly the reason she has baboobs from to much protein.

see also baboobs

by Chris Turner March 27, 2005

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Smagma dripcup

Smagma dripcup orgien smartmove: i smack my bitch up with my smagma dripcup, kinda like a bib its a protecture from that evil smagma. Nobody like getting smagma on them. Words from the book of brackenism.

I smack my bitch up with my smagma dripcup

by Brackenism December 4, 2018


Smagma

A mix of smegma (the cheese-like accumulation of organic debris under the foreskin of the penis, or under the clitoral hood) and hot sauce. Goes great on a cheeseburger.

I decided against showering for a week so I could have enough smagma to dip my chips into.

by AgentColdShadow February 19, 2023


Smagma

Semen that has been heated to 212 degrees fahrenheit/100 degrees Celsius or above

I had to visit the ER after my roommatedumped a pot of his smagma onto my torso while I was napping on the sofa

by Girrrrrth January 11, 2021


Smagma

Often mistaken for the more popular cousin term, ‘Smegma’, this term is used to describe the amalgamated residue (consisting mainly of semen, sweat, bacteria, and urine) of an obese uncircumcised man’s foreskin which has heated up so intensely that the smegma liquifies. The cause of the heat is from his absurdly gross obesity placing core-of-the-Earth level pressure on his genital area.

“Nurse? Nurse! Code Blue. I need a bigger mop for this absurdly obese patient’s smagma leak... No, not smegma, I said SMAGMA. This is the real deal.”

by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021


Smagma

A term used by pokemon trainers across the world referring to the semen or smegma of a Charizard, who's internal temperatures are comparable to molten magma.

"Did you you know? Cupping the balls makes the smagma hotter!"

"Ooh yes! Your smagma is boiling hot, let it all out!"

"Charizard, use smagma slap!!!"

by Gobo III December 2, 2024