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When you light a girls pubic hair on fire and then proceed to stick your dick in her, hold out your arms like a dragon would spread its wings and yell "You don't have enough badges to catch me!"
hey, bb know how to Charizard?
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a fucking bitch that never listened to ash until charizard loses.
Person 1: CHARIZARD 2 OP
Me: FUCK YOU
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A nasty little one- a charizard evolves from Charmeleon starting at level 36. It is the final form of Charmander. this flying type Pokemon will light your ass up with his firebreathing mouth. charizard is also known to pwn every pokemon known to professor oak (and colleagues) with exception to mew, Mewtwo, and Jigglypuff. overall, charizard will pwn any and every other pokemon in the species of pokemon.
Damn- Charizard just lit up Bulbasaur's ass with a Mega Punch.
-Ash
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One of my fond childhood memories and I have the balls to admit it! This was my favourite pokemon as a kid and YES I DID like pokemon as a kid, just like everyone else in the entire world did at the time. So you people my age really need to stop hating on pokemon, it's not as embarrassing as it's made out!
Charizard was one of the most powerful non-legendary pokemon around.
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Final evolution of the first gen starter Pokémon Charmander. Statistically the worst starter of that gen, but is somehow one of the most popular Pokémon in existence. I mean this bitch boy can't even learn fly and he got wings. He's fire-flying type, making him quad-weak to rock, as well as being weak to water and electric. He's worse than Typhlosion, gen 2's fire starter, who despite his cool name is not the best. And he got TWO mega evolutions in X and Y. Nintendo trynna get that merchant sold not giving a shit about stats. Even in the anime, the use of bullshittery is evident when Ash's Charizard bests Gary's Blastoise, even though this would be pretty much impossible in the games. He is kind of like Pikachu and Meowth, the series' other mascots, except people don't big them up to be good in-game. And come on, we all know that bulbasaur is the real MVP of gen 1.
Virgin: I love Charizard, he's so cool and powerful!
Any other person: Fuck off dude, he could get beaten by a Sceptile.
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Back in the day, everyone thought this guy was the best, but then I would whip out my Blastoise and kick his ass every time.
:ZOMG YOU CAN'T BEAT MY CHARIZARD MWA HA HAAA
:Dude, my blastoise just kicked his ass
:AFDJKHSKDFJHSDFKJH NOOOOOOO
lol, pokemon. I wonder if people play pokemon online now, that would be pretty funny.
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Monster Shit. Explosive Diarrhea to the maximum Level.
Guy 1: "I took a Charizard after eating that burrito from that one place."
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