The hot new way to refer to a heroin junkie that is doing something dastardly
“oh my god, that smeagle just stuffed a pack of chicken breasts down it’s pants in the middle of Walmart!!! Someone do something?!”
Smeagled v.
To be cornered and accosted by someone bearing a remarkable resemblance to the character Smeagle in the book Lord of the Rings.
While attempting to leave the office Stacey was smeagled by her boss Maureen.
The act of shoving a pen, floor hockey stick, or just anything with a pointy end up someones ass when they are bending down. This dirty act can be seen while witnessing a Harney Beating.
Hey Joeseph is bending over, smeagle him until he cries.
A really ugly/unattractive person.
when you see a really ugly person you would speak in the tone that smeagle does and say the word smeagle.
OR...........
You can just say I see a smeagle.
When you see something so incredably ugly or disturbing that your dick shrinks back into your body.
I get smeagled every time I see that nasty downsyndrome girl in the hallway.