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Soon-to-be-Mother I'd Like to Fuck
A woman that is pregnant, yet is still smoking hot.
Our Geography professor is one hot SMILF.
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Straight Man I'd Like to Fuck. Used primarily by gay men for fantasy purposes.
Andrew: Kevin is such a smilf; I wish he were gay.
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A Smuda I'd Like To Fuck. See smuda.
That asian chick is a total smilf.
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To get the shaft or get screwed over.
John got a raise in pay, I got nothing. I just got smilfed.
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"Soccer Mom I'd Like (to) Fuck"
A woman with soccer-playing offspring with whom one would like to have sexual intercourse. The SMILF's natural habitat is the suburbs, though they may be found in urban settings as well. SMILF offspring often have last-name first-names (i.e., Madison, Parker, Walker, Taylor, Quinn).
Other common SMILF affiliations include, but are not limited to: Range Rover, Whole Foods, Nelly, things that are manicured (nails, lawns, etc), Rice Krispy treats, Juicy Couture sweatsuits, visors worn non-ironically, waxes, bunko, dry cleaning bills, college degrees, Oprah, Meredith Vierra, elliptical trainers, pets, and patriotic decals.
Woah, Hudson, your mom is a total SMILF, bruh!
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Step-mother I'd like (to) fuck. Usually blonde with blue eyes and sometimes named Sierra. Smilfs range in age from 24 to around 38.
Josh: DAMN!! Look over there, see her? John: Yeah holy shit, she's got 2 kids with her too. Josh: Man I'm out then. John: But dude, she's a total smilf! I'm about it.