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the act of "muffing" (can be normal or pertain to a sexual act or her being a SMUT) it that is partook by a slutty (and or drunk) girl.
nick- "i saw you talking to that girl last night at the bar. how many hours did it take her to pronounce her first full sentence of the night? did you give her your cash and prizes by the end of the night?"
travis-"yea but she thought it was a good idea to try and blow me while she was taking off her panties. she got them stuck around her ankles fell forward, gagged on my cock vomited on the hardwood floor and slipped hit her head and didnt get up. she was there when i left this morning too i hope she isnt there when i get home."
Nick- "man she smuffed it so hard she may never recover hahaha"
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A term used to make a point that something not intellectual has been spoken.
Kate: Veal is good.... Oh... but I've never had it before...
Shilo: Smuff! (Very loudly, to make your point obvious)
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the improper form of schma a word used by spud in the tv show "undergrads"
schma=smuff+ sentence+ funny words
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Smut+Fluff=Smuff. The addition of fluffiness to a smutfic. Fanfiction term coined by Frulie. See Fruliesmut and Flanst.
"Wow, they were totally having kinky, tie-grabbing, Kilt-sex on a tea table while doing some laundry and the next thing you know she had them being all lovey-dovey! It was total Smuff!"
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To give somebody a hug in a very gentle manor but a bit strong
“Ahh, I could just give you a smuff.” Slurred Micheal.
V. To hog or take more than your fair share. Usually in reference to smoking marijuana.
That dude is such a smuffer. He hit the blunt four times before passing it.
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