snails

"snails" is the common name for non-existent ridiculous currencies from fiction books, movies and video-games.

this magic potion is so expensive! it costs 100 snails!

Snail

When someone pretends to give you a fist bump but at the last moment goes under and sticks out two fingers, making a snail. One person's fist is the shell and other person's hand makes up the body, with the fingers as the eye stalks.

Trying to snail Maya, Jay accidentally poked her left breast instead.

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Snailed

When your girl is riding you and you finish inside her, then she proceeds to get up and drag the cum over your stomach up to your chest yelling "I'm a snail"

"Hey bro, my girl snailed me last night!"

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Snailing

Resembles Planking, but you raise your butt in the air, tilt you'r head to the side and put your hands straight behind. Snaily.

Guy 1: Hey man you wana come planking?
Guy 1: Fuck planking, im into snailing!

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Snail

A mix of snow, rain and hail.

Man, I just got caught in a snail storm. Totally bogus!

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Snail

Fucking at a very slow pace, e.g, slowly nailing someone.

She's so fine, I'd love to snail her tonight!

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snail

umm...a mullesk with a shell that slides very slowly?

really, that's really what aa snail is! not what these other people told you

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