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two identical rips in the crotch of your jeans from extended wear, usually occuring after a year or so of daily use/shredding or earlier depending on the tightness and length of time the same pair of pants stay attatched to your body.
"i was skating hard today and totally ripped snake eyes in my favorite jeans."
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A character from the GI Joe series. Snake Eyes is apparently heavily-scarred so much that he can't even speak. However, Snake Eyes is a commando for GI Joe; he excels in ninja skills, which include advanced CQB, advanced espionage, even swordsmanship.
"Snake Eyes is badass; he's my most favorite Joe. But then again, I like ninjas; ninjas kick so much ass. ^_^ not just literally, but metaphorically too."
-me
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A character in the comic "GI Joe"
Officially designated as 'Commando',he is the unit's most expereinced and skilled operator.
Served two tours in Vietnam as a LRRP, apparently assigned to SOG, which one may assume he has Special Forces training.
After leaving the Army, and learning of the loss of his family to a car accident, went to Japan to train with his LRRP team-mate Thomas Arashikage in the ways of ninjitsu.
Becoming a ninja, he left the dojo when his mentor, the Hard Master was killed apparently by Thomas (known as Storm Shadow). Later is was determined that the hired assasin known as Zartan was the killer, under orders to kill Snake Eyes.
Spent an undetermined amount of time in seclusion in a mountain cabin, until SSG Lonzo Wilkinson (known as Stalker),another member of the LRRP team, recruited him to join GI Joe.
On a rescue mission in the Middle East, when his Huey transport helicopter malfunctioned, a fuel explosion caused his face to be horribly scarred and his vocal chords to be irreparably damaged, precluding the ability to speak.
Snake-Eyes now wears a mask to cover the scars,usually a black mask when wearing tactical clothing and a latex facsimile of his unscarred face while in class A's.
Served in GI Joe 1980-1995, left when unit was disbanded,continued ninja training where he has achieved Master status(sometimes known as the Silent Master). Also became freelance operator for unnamed US intelligence agencies before rejoining a reformed GI Joe team in 2001.
Romantically involved with SFC Shana O'Hara (known as Scarlett) since they first met in 1980. Engaged to be married to Scarlett, broke off engagement in 1999, and reconciled later to be married at an undetermined date.
Known as one of the most feared and respected special operators in the world, performing missions in accordance with US policy on 7 continents.
VITAL STATISTICS:
NAME: CLASSIFIED
GRADE:E-8
DOB:CLASSIFIED
BIRTHPLACE:CLASSIFIED
PRIMARY MILITARY SPECIALTY: Infantry
SECONDARY MILITARY SPECIALTY: Special Forces
MILITARY SCHOOLING:
US Army Airborne (Master Parachutist)
US Army Ranger
US Army Jungle Warfare (Jungle Expert)
US MACV Recondo
US Army Mountain Warfare
US Army JFK Center for Special Warfare (assumed)
Various other schools
WEAPONS OF CHOICE:
9MM Uzi Submachine Gun
9MM Beretta M92FS Automatic Pistol
Katana Sword
Qualified expert in all NATO and former Warsaw Pact small arms, as well as edged weapons.
It makes one wonder if such character exists in the real world..............
If you are an enemy of the US, pray Snake Eyes doesn't get you at night.
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When you pull out a pack of gum or candy, and you only let the first two people who ask get any of it. Kinda like calling shotgun.
Hey Zach give me a piece of gum. No way dude you didn't call snake eyes on it.
Louie and Anthony called snake eyes first so they are the only ones who are getting anything.
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Alcoholic drink. Shooter.
Combination of Rye Whiskey, Shnapps and Tequila.
To be mixed then shoot.
Mix and shoot. I had snake eye offered to me the night before I got married, after a heavy beer night. It was a hell of a way to welcome me into reality! I can't take credit for it due to someone else creating it, but it was delicious, and 17 years later I'm still married!
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The only unattractive sister out of a large group of sisters. It is as if sexual attractiveness is a roll of dice and the unattractive sister was unfortunate enough to role two ones, hence the "Snake Eyes."
1. Shit, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian are so hot. Khloe is definitely the snake eyes of that litter.
2. Tyrone could have banged any one of Jerome's hot sisters, but he was so drunk he ended up with the snake eyes.
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When your having a really terrible day and to relieve the stress you vigorously masturbate. But while doing so, you accidentally downstroke so hard you effectively punch yourself in the balls.
Ive had the WORST day! Not only did work suck, but i gave myself snake eyes when i got home!!
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