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snapple

A result of the ass sphincter pinching off a shit. The tapered end of a shit is a result of the ass snappling shut. A perfect snapple leaves a short, sharp tapered end to yesterday's intake. Talented snapplers have demonstrated the ability to chop their log into smaller peices which may be an evolutionary trait of peoples living in water depleted areas where low flow toilets are commonly found.

Look at my log, B! That snapple is so tight you'd think my ass worked at DQ, bitch! I worked that swirl. Yeah!

Dr. stink tried to examine my colon but I snappled his finger off. Got his ring too!

by westernpig July 29, 2006

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snapple

Syn. See Delicious

My knees went weak at the sight of that bottle of Snapple.

by Miki November 19, 2005

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snapple

A replacement/alternative/contemporary version of the word "snap." Used to demonstrate surprise, disappointment, or give props to someone for a wicked insult.

"Oh snapple - that creepy guy from the bar tracked me down on myspace."

by Melissa Jobo June 12, 2008

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snapple

The best "Stuff" on earth. A beautiful woman with a sweet tasting pussy. He married a snapple.... I did too :)

man her snapple was as sweet as nectar!

by Clint Hightower October 1, 2006

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snapple

a drink brewed by hippies, and sold by a heartless corporation

dont have one

by Cheeseboy July 12, 2003

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snapple

Save Now And Pay Pennies Later Eh! A term used to describe the notion of saving money on buying a particular item now in anticipation that the cost of that item will drop significantly in the near future.

Don't get that top-of-the-line computer! SNAPPLE! You have no need for the added processing power, and therefore, it's more cost effective to buy something midrange now, save the money, invest it in stocks, and in 2 years, buy another one for half the price.

by minh h February 5, 2008

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snapple

An Apple product that has been jailbroken.

What a delicious snapple! Can I grab one to go?

by flossyflossy June 13, 2013

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